Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Got Pee? Serious Need for Urgency!


You know when you finally find a bathroom when you need to pee... you push everything out of the way, people, shopping carts, small children; you park diagonally and take up three spaces, you run, you come up with plans and ideas all to take you to that one place? And nothing stands in your way? Why can’t people place this same urgency to pee into meeting a deadline?

My positive attitude can take me as far as the recent wall I restlessly keep meeting. The barrier consists of a serious lack for motivations for those around me who once assigned a task are inept at follow through. I understand and advocate for the need to take time to smell the roses. I hop on the rose smelling bus and even have the t-shirt; however “Find tranquility” “Enjoy Life to the Fullest” has its time and place. Save the rose smelling when you haven’t committed to meet a deadline. Deadline – means the line is dead. Please for the love of god … Fear the freaking word – it begs for you to fear it!!

Or at least run around like you need to pee when you are around me or I will knock you the %&@! out of the way!